Category: Joke Board
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.... "Duh, bottles won't fit in a typewriter."
March: Got excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2 -4 years!"
April: Trapped on escalator for hours - power went out!!
May: Tried to make Kool -Aid... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets !!
June: Tried to go waterskiing.... couldn't find a lake with a slope....
July: Lost breast -stroke swimming competition... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms !!
August: Got locked out of car in rainstorm...car swamped, because top was down..
September: Lost on a TV quiz show. The capital of California is "C".... isn't it???
October: Hate M&M's...they are so hard to peel...
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December: Couldn't call 911...'duh"... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!
Hmm, very amusing.